I'm only interested in rites of passage stories.

What the English like to do is to face reality with a glass of port and a tear and fade off like Basil Rathbone into the sunset.

We've got to fool the fools, and plan the plans. We must rule the rules, got to stand the stands.

Beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real.

I smash guitars because I like them.

I respect those who follow religious routes only if they seem to me to be morally proper and in accord with the modern world.

I want fast food, pretty naked girls preferably tattooed.