Good old Pete. That's me. But I find it hard to think of myself in the first person when I'm writing about The Who. So many times he has willingly sat down to write about the good old Who. Isn't he too old to masturbate?

Keith Moon, God rest his soul, once drove his car through the glass doors of a hotel, driving all the way up to the reception desk, got out and asked for the key to his room.

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.

Looking back, I don't know why we needed it to be quite so loud all the time.

Rough boys I wanna bite and kiss you.

Your love is like heroin.

Enjoy life. And be careful what you pray for - remember, you will get it all.