Everything I touch turns to gold.

If you're rude for television's sake, it ain't reality TV.

Reality TV finds talented people. There are no scripts. The editing is what it's all about. Great editing makes those shows.

There's a certain edge about cruelty. If you're honest about it, most people wince, but say it had to be said.

It is dishonest the way that people suddenly think they've found guitars, and wear their guitar as a badge.

I thought if Oasis could get away with sounding like The Beatles, I could get away with sounding like Abba.

I'm not going to say that every record I've put out was the greatest record in history, but I'd stand by even the bad ones. Don't make excuses, make hits.