There was a fence and there was this other van- So I go, 'Fence or van? Cause I'm crashing into one of them,' and I said 'Fence,' so I hit the fence and bounced into the van

We’re sick of hearing people say, “That band is so gay,” or “Those guys are fags.” Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you wanna say something’s shitty, say it’s shitty. Stop being such homophobic assholes.

Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.

Emo is over, you can all go home now

The hardest part of watching someone watching me is making it appear that I'm not watching.

I was a superlate bloomer, and I was kind of a prude. I always wanted to be able to keep the number of people I've had sex with very low, because I never wanted to have to tell my future wife, "Oh, yeah, I was with 30 people."

dont let anyone tell you what you are ever- that way you never run the danger of becoming anything but what you believe in.