Freud suggests that in order to love someone else, one must love themselves; it's a classic "needs before other needs" argument. Unfortunately, no one really loves themselves . And, if they do, they need to get to know themselves better. Unfortunately, no one is really happy.

There was a fence and there was this other van- So I go, 'Fence or van? Cause I'm crashing into one of them,' and I said 'Fence,' so I hit the fence and bounced into the van

He hugged her tight, mixing their tears to be bottled and fermented, so they could be drunk on each other when this was all over.

Everyones greatest fantasy is to walk away from the life (they think)you lead

Just a tiny red sliver remains in the battery icon. I wish humans came with the same kind of indicator . . . it would make things much easier. You would know how to deal with every person on the planet, and I’d always be in the red.

If you aren't just a little depressed, then you aren't paying very much attention to what's going on in the world.

The hardest part of watching someone watching me is making it appear that I'm not watching.