You can either be a con or a man—you can’t be both.

From time to time historians need to be shocked.

All of your quotes are getting on my nerves.

Real love is fighting like hell to hold on to every moment you have with her. It’s making a life together and making it work no matter what happens.

Any shlub can pick up a girl at a bar. Want a challenge? Try keeping a beautiful woman happy for ten years running.

You can either be a con or a man—you can’t be both.

Justice is restoring order, not furthering chaos.