I'm sure if Shakespeare were alive today, he'd be doing classic guitar solos on YouTube.
I haven't played Doctor Who since I was 9 on the playground.
I hate restaurants that play music. You come out for a quiet meal, and you're supposed to put up with all this booming. Why? It's madness!
A little showbiz never hurt anyone.
I wish I'd known that one day the geek would inherit the Earth.
I suppose I just like being arty. That's all. Arty.