I went to the University of Life and was chucked out.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

All in all I'd rather have been a judge than a miner. And what's more, being a miner, as soon as you are too old and tired and sick and stupid to do the job properly, you have to go. Well, the very opposite applies with judges. *

I am blind -- but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as 'broil' . . . I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again.

We exchanged many frank words in our respective languages.

The thing that makes you know that Vernon Ward is a good painter is if you look at his ducks, you can see the eyes follow you around the room.

I went to the University of Life and was chucked out.