All right, you great git, you've asked for it. I'll cover the world in Tastee-Freez and Wimpy Burgers. I'll fill it with concrete runways, motorways, aircraft, television, automobiles, advertising, plastic flowers, frozen food and supersonic bangs. I'll make it so noisy and disgusting that even you'll be ashamed of yourself! No wonder you've so few friends; you're unbelievable!

I am very interested in the Universe - I am specialising in the Universe and all that surrounds it.

Now I tell you the downside of this is you feel awful, but the upside is you feel terrific.

The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there.

If there's one thing I can't bear, it's when hundreds of old men come creeping in through the window in the middle of the night and throw all manner of garbage over me. I can't bear that.

You realize that suicide's a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it.

I've always been after the trappings of great luxury. But all I've got hold of are the trappings of great poverty. I've got hold of the wrong load of trappings, and a rotten load they are too, ones I could have very well done without.