To the brave crew and passengers of the Kobayshi Maru…sucks to be you.

I knew if we could pull in the Stephen King fans, we'd have a ball game. The point at which I finally became confident of the audience interest was when I showed up at one of the Marvel midnight openings to launch the very first issue of Dark Tower.

To the brave crew and passengers of the Kobayshi Maru…sucks to be you.

As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.

When...has a mugging case ever heard a defense attorney claim, 'Your Honor, the victim was dressed in an Armani suit and wearing a Rolex. Clearly he was begging to be assaulted.'

Opposites can attract, as in magnetism. Or explode, as in matter and antimatter.

If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up.