Opposites can attract, as in magnetism. Or explode, as in matter and antimatter.
...They are merely scars, not mortal wounds and you must use them to propel you forward.
There are no such things as happy endings. Never. They're totally manufactured by fiction writers who choose to end the story on a high point.
Maybe science is just magic with delusions of lack of grandeur.
To the brave crew and passengers of the Kobayshi Maru…sucks to be you.
As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny.