There are times when breakfast seems the one thing worth getting up for.

We know the human brain is a device to keep the ears from grating on one another.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

We are not primarily put on this earth to see through one another, but to see one another through.

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Exercise is an unnatural act.