Peter Falk Quotes

I remember once in high school the umpire called me out at third base when I was sure I was safe. I got so mad I took out my glass eye, handed it to him and said, 'Try this.' I got such a laugh you wouldn't believe.

Ill smoke anything anybody gives me, Im not particular.

I did do my own stunts.

I could not chop down a tree if my life depended on it.

You talk about what a director, he was smart. He said, Turn the camera on!

If your mind is at work, we're in danger of reproducing another cliche. If we can keep our minds out of it and our thoughts out of it, maybe we'll come up with something original.

The only mountain that I would still like to climb: I'd like to break 85.

I do share with the lieutenant (Columbo) one very pronounced part of his personality - he loves to talk about his wife. You can't shut him up. I have the same problem. I can tell Shera stories till three in the morning. Shera is my wife.

I never understood a word John Cassavetes said. And I think he did that deliberately.

I came to Hollywood and nobody knew me. I was on a coupla TV shows.

Usually, I get hired because I`m tall.

I'm just looking to get through the day.