If you work with Jim Carrey, you're working with the best.
Everything's a lot easier when you work with someone you know just about as well as you know yourself.
I know guys. I know the way they think.
Don't ever rob a bank. Enjoy life. Have fun. Choose to be happy now; don't wait until you're 'successful,' because honestly, I was as happy when we were unemployed and scrounging around for a buck.
You know, I'm not sure I ever even had a blind date!
I know this is silly, it's shallow, it's bad, I wish I wasn't this way-but if I meet a girl with no teeth, I just don't want to date her. It's creepy of me, I wish I was a bigger person, but that's my real turn-off.