Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.
Nobody is the same. If we were all the same it would be bloody boring.
There's a very fine line between being artistic and being a dickhead - it's like love and hate.
The fact is that you don't want to be away forever, but you want to lead a normal life.
I suppose in the end it's almost too easy to look back and say what you should have done, how you might have changed things. What's harder - what's much, much harder - is to accept what you actually did do.
But then I quite enjoy when something goes wrong, because when I watch DJs that take it very seriously, it's nice when you make a mistake and laugh about it.