Pride looks down, and no one can see God but by looking up.
Cats don't need to be possessed; they're evil on their own.
The opposite of Christianity is not atheism, but idolatry.
Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts.
Why pray if we cannot change God? ...is that why we pray? To change omniscient Love? Isn't it rather to learn what it is and to fulfill it? Not to change it by our acts, but to change our acts by it.
We do not do good works to get into heaven; we do good works because heaven has gotten to us.