People who want to know how stocks fared on any given day ask, "Where did the Dow close?" I'm more interested in how many stocks went up versus how many went down. These so-called advance/decline numbers paint a more realistic picture.

Investing is fun and exciting, but dangerous if you don't do any work.

Invest in businesses any idiot could run, because someday one will.

I've always been a great lover of baseball.

I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up.

If you have the stomach for stocks, but neither the time nor the inclination to do the homework, invest in equity mutual funds.

When even the analysts are bored, it's time to start buying.