If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it.

Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it.

I wouldn't mind being a lord.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

Marriage is forever. It's like cement.

I am human, all too bloody human.

Writing is a kind of performing art, and I can't sit down to write unless I'm dressed. I don't mean dressed in a suit, but dressed well and comfortably and I have to be shaved and bathed.