If I'm not at my study by 10:00, 10:30, forget it, I can't write a word.

There's a remedy for everything except death.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

The good parts are the people who don't make do. They're the interesting people. Lear doesn't make do.

Anything an artist does is to show ourselves as we really are, which is a complex thing. I don't think that one work of Philosophy or Art, or Letters, or Acting, or Middle Playing, or Tightrope Walking, or Flea Circuses has made mankind better, if by better you mean kinder, wiser, more tolerant of each other. One thing self knowledge. Knoticayton: know thyself.

I can make the best French toast.

Acting has been described as farting about in disguise.