If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it.
I can't stand light. I hate weather. My idea of heaven is moving from one smoke-filled room to another.
I can make the best French toast.
I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!!!
Marriage is forever. It's like cement.
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.