My son, your ineptitude is so vast, your incompetence so profound, that I am certain you are inhabited by greater power than I have ever known.

There are honest people in the world, but only because the devil considers their asking prices ridiculous.

Real magic can never be made by offering someone else's liver. You must tear out your own, and not expect to get it back.

...but the enchantment of error that you put on me I must wear forever in your eyes.

The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone.

What use is wizardry if it cannot save a Unicorn?

I love whom I love," Prince Lir repeated firmly. "You have no power over anything that matters.