Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.

You've made your bed, now go bounce on it.

We Shan't Save All We Would Like To, But We Shall Save A Great Deal More Than If We Had Never Tried.

Every bride and groom in the history of civilization has gained weight after their wedding day. It is only a matter of time until archaeologists unearth a married caveman who's wearing a pair of old tux pants that were so tight he couldn't get the zipper closed.

The conservationist¹s most important task, if we are to save the Earth, is to educate.

I've always believed the greater danger is not aiming too high, but too low, settling for a bogey rather than shooting for an eagle.

If at first you don't succeed, have a cup of tea.