I was fine, until I was born. And it's been downhill ever since.

Instead of slashing my wrists, I just write a bunch of really crummy songs.

I don't really like to play live. I don't like to be on stage. I feel very self-conscious.

I guess I've learned that there's really no such thing as a bad label, there is only a bad contract.

People ask how I learned to play bass with one hand. Well, with a face like mine, you learn to do a lot of things with one hand.

And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere. I also can't believe that people like Stalin and Hitler are gonna go to the same place as Mother Teresa.

So, I simply switched over to wine because it was not carbonated.