I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

I used to try to run five miles every other day, which I worked up to and I was doing it, but I was subjected to my own thoughts for forty minutes without any sensory input, and I couldn't stand what I thought.

I guess I've learned that there's really no such thing as a bad label, there is only a bad contract.

I think all recent music sucks, and that includes Type O Negative.

And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere. I also can't believe that people like Stalin and Hitler are gonna go to the same place as Mother Teresa.

I also like to eat very much, so I like all different types of foods.

I want to stay away from politics, or else I'll probably end up putting my size fifteen foot into my mouth