I'm the product of 6 million years of evolution? Come on, man. I crawled out of a swamp yesterday.

As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be liked.

I just like being a social experiment sometimes. I really should not be allowed in public. But I just go out into the public just to see people's reaction.

It seems to be that southern Europeans are just more intimate socially, whereas I like a lot of personal space - like, a mile from the nearest person is fine for me.

Most bands don't even last fourteen months let alone fourteen years.

Treat each other the way you would like to be treated.

I've always been very image prone, along the lines of bands like Black Sabbath and even Devo.