If believing absurd falsehoods increase the odds of getting laid or avoiding predators, your brain will believe those falsehoods with all its metaphorical little heart.
What's the survival value of obsessing on a sunset?
Are you kidding? That's the music of the spheres, commissar. It's beautiful. Like old jazz.
I really wanted to talk to her. I just couldn't find an algorithm that fit.
What's the difference between being dead, and just not knowing you're alive?
Property damage is so much easier to live with than murder.