People aren't rational. We're not thinking machines, we're - we're feeling machines that happen to think.

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert

I am the bridge between the bleeding edge and the dead center. I stand between the Wizard of Oz and the man behind the curtain. I am the curtain.

Property damage is so much easier to live with than murder.

Are you kidding? That's the music of the spheres, commissar. It's beautiful. Like old jazz.

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: You hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the speech from the screams.

People aren't rational. We're not thinking machines, we're - we're feeling machines that happen to think.