I don't really belong to that world and I don't think anyone's going to miss me. I'm much happier just to write myself out of the script entirely.

When children see Michael Jackson they see a human being. When adults see him they see money.

It's actually come as quite a shock to learn just how many people don't like me.

Like last night I had a sequence with a gun and, to be honest, for me to be threatening with a gun and not be comical is quite hard.

I suppose you can't take kids into consideration all the time, but I just wish there could be a bit of flexibility.

The world is in your hands, now use it.

No seriously... when there's families, you tend to go back to your room after the gig rather than go for a drink with the other guys. But there's always someone who's got something going, like the tour manager.