Presenting statues of honor to reporters for covering an earthquake is like presenting a first prize to a doctor for performing surgery.

Its like threading a needle while walking on a water bed.

In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history.

There is no democracy without dissent.

The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.

Oprah is more than an institution. Oprah is a very special star in the firmament. I can't imagine a greater success than she's enjoyed.

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.