The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.

Television is not the exclusive target of promoters. Is Superman really worthy of a Newsweek cover?

There is no democracy without dissent.

In a network situation, a vice president, while he's shaving, can decide your history.

Women are smarter than men because they listen.

Oprah is more than an institution. Oprah is a very special star in the firmament. I can't imagine a greater success than she's enjoyed.

I have had time to analyze my feelings. I am certain that they are totally neurotic, sexist, silly, and a big waste of time.