The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.

I find celebrity status difficult to bear when I am in the company of my mother.

Recognition should come to the reporter who uncovers public cheating or proves a convicted man innocent.

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.

Cindy Sheehan is one tough mother. And nothing you say or anyone else is gonna slow her down.

Its like threading a needle while walking on a water bed.

I was proud of the waves I had made, but wondered how many boats I was supposed to rock.