I have had time to analyze my feelings. I am certain that they are totally neurotic, sexist, silly, and a big waste of time.

The biggest threat to this country isn't the Russians. It's our own inability to make democracy or capitalism work.

The radio of my youth ... is now a quaint memory replaced by computer hard drives.

Oprah is more than an institution. Oprah is a very special star in the firmament. I can't imagine a greater success than she's enjoyed.

December 25th has become guilt and obligation.

[Asserting] important First Amendment rights ... why should [executions] be the one area that is conducted behind closed doors?... Why shouldn't executions be public?

The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.