The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs.

If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I'm not sure I'd be able to.

This is Sesame Street. A place where people, birds, monsters all live in perfect harmony.

The biggest threat to this country isn't the Russians. It's our own inability to make democracy or capitalism work.

We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.

The system of volunteerism is divisive. It pits one charity against the others for the charity dollar.

Women are smarter than men because they listen.