Is it any wonder that for millions of men the only intimacy is physical, silent, and predictable?

Women are smarter than men because they listen.

If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I'm not sure I'd be able to.

I think the idea of creating a television news source that is not beholden to corporate interests is nirvana.

Everybody is under pressure to shut up and sing.

Praising the Lord and passing the ammunition are mutually exclusive ideas.

I tip like crazy. Theyll remember me. Celebrity can be expensive.