When I was a kid, people who got divorced were people who had no gumption.

The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.

At first, I thoroughly enjoyed being famous.

December 25th has become guilt and obligation.

Will you remember me when I'm gone?

There is no democracy without dissent.

Praising the Lord and passing the ammunition are mutually exclusive ideas.