Presenting statues of honor to reporters for covering an earthquake is like presenting a first prize to a doctor for performing surgery.
I was proud of the waves I had made, but wondered how many boats I was supposed to rock.
Women are smarter than men because they listen.
There is no democracy without dissent.
If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I'm not sure I'd be able to.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.