I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is ready money.

I own more shotguns than I need. But less shotguns than I want.

The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from plain old ordinary people.

All over the world, people want to know what kind of people Texans are, and I explain that Texans are America's ideal Americans.

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.

You've heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession.