We're going to keep building the party until we're hunting Democrats with dogs.

Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.

All over the world, people want to know what kind of people Texans are, and I explain that Texans are America's ideal Americans.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

The genius of the American system is that we have created extraordinary results from plain old ordinary people.

If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.