Even though you can't expect to defeat the absurdity of the world, you must make that attempt.

So good to be alive when the eulogies are read.

America is two Mack trucks colliding on a superhighway because all the drivers are on amphetamines.

I like Hitler, jolly jolly Hitler.

If you ever get a war without blood and gore, well, I'll be the first to go.

In the town of Bethlehem many years ago, a man got religion and he changed the status quo.

The fortunes of the entire world may well ride on the ability of young Americans to face the responsibilities of an old America gone mad.