Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

Why do they murder and why do they hate us? Because all of them ... 80 years of history, they all want to conquer the world, they all rejected Jesus and they're all famous for murder. Nazis, Shintoists, Communists and the Mohammedists. Every one of them the same way.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I just think society, our culture and our world would be better off if we just loved God and loved our neighbor and did what was right. You know, our founding fathers... They all were godly men. Someone told me one time, "Yeah, but they made mistakes." I said, "So have we. We've all made mistakes." I said, "But they founded the greatest nation on earth and we didn't, and that's the difference right there."

Carry your Bible and live by it. There's a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you - male or female.

Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.