Dullard: Someone who looks up a thing in the encyclopedia, turns directly to the entry, reads it, and then closes the book.
Philip Jose FarmerConfucius once said that a bear could not fart at the North Pole without causing a big wind in Chicago.
Philip Jose FarmerThere are Universes begging for Gods, yet he hangs around this one looking for work.
Philip Jose FarmerHuman beings are part of nature. Anything they do is natural. It's impossible for anything in nature to do anything unnatural.
Philip Jose FarmerIt's a peculiarity of the Norwegian culture and of the English and American, too, that men are not supposed to cry. Stiff upper lip and all that. But the Vikings cried like women in public or privately. They soaked their beards with tears and were not one bit ashamed about it. Yet, they were as quick to draw their swords as they were to shed tears. So, what's all this crap about men having to hold in their sorrow and grief and disappointment?
Philip Jose Farmer