The church of my choice is the free, open world.

When you are crazy you learn to keep quiet.

I'd like to see you move up to the goat class, where I think you belong.

Barefoot conducts his seminars on his houseboat in Sausalito. It costs a hundred dollars to find out why we are on this Earth. You also get a sandwich, but I wasn't hungry that day. John Lennon had just been killed and I think I know why we are on this Earth; it's to find out that what you love the most will be taken away from you, probably due to an error in high places rather than by design.

It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.

How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.

There will come a time when it isn't 'They're spying on me through my phone' anymore. Eventually, it will be 'My phone is spying on me'.