How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.

Insanity - to have to construct a picture of one's life, by making inquiries of others.

Fish cannot carry guns.

Why is love so good...? You love someone and they leave. They come home one day and you say "What's happening?" and they say, "I got a better offer someplace else," and there they go, out of your life forever, and after that until you're dead you're carrying around this huge hunk of love with no one to give it to. And if you do find someone to give it to, the same thing happens all over.

…we all lie to ourselves; we tell our own selves more lies than we ever do other people.

If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.

To live is to be haunted.