Sometimes I have a notion that what might improve the situation is to have women take over the occupations of government and trade and to give men their freedom.

Those wearing Tolerance for a label call other views intolerable.

This is the gist of what I know: Give advice and buy a foe.

If childhood is still a state, it is now chiefly a state of confusion.

Children from ten to twenty don't want to be understood. Their whole ambition is to feel strange and alien and misinterpreted so that they can live austerely in some stone tower of adolescence, their privacies unviolated.

Ah! some love Paris, / And some Purdue. / But love is an archer with a low I.Q. / A bold, bad bowman, and innocent of pity. / So I'm in love with / New York City.

Nothing fails like success; nothing is so defeated as yesterday's triumphant Cause.