I am he / Who champions total liberty - / Intolerance being, ma'am, a state / No tolerant man can tolerate.

These are my daughters, I suppose. But where in the world did the children vanish?

Children are forced to live very rapidly in order to live at all. They are given only a few years in which to learn hundreds of thousands of things about life and the planet and themselves.

Relations are errors that Nature makes. / Your spouse you can put on the shelf. / But your friends, dear friends, are the quaint mistakes / You always commit yourself.

The trouble with gardening is that is does not remain an avocation. It becomes an obsession.

Wherever conversation's flowing, / Why must I feel it falls on me / To keep things going?

Ladies with curly hair / Have time to spare.