I am he / Who champions total liberty - / Intolerance being, ma'am, a state / No tolerant man can tolerate.

Those wearing Tolerance for a label call other views intolerable.

People are no longer sinful, they are only immature or underprivileged or frightened or, more particularly, sick.

Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to be grateful.

Ah! some love Paris, / And some Purdue. / But love is an archer with a low I.Q. / A bold, bad bowman, and innocent of pity. / So I'm in love with / New York City.

Oh, high is the price of parenthood, and daughters may cost you double. You dare not forget, as you thought you could, that youth is a plague and a trouble.

Frigidity is largely nonsense. It is this generation's catchword, one only vaguely understood and constantly misused. Frigid women are few. There is a host of diffident and slow-ripening ones.