Time is the thief you cannot banish.

Of the small gifts of heaven, / It seems to me a more than equal share / At birth was given / To girls with curly hair.

Sin has always been an ugly word, but it has been made so in a new sense over the last half-century. It has been made not only ugly but pass?. People are no longer sinful, they are only immature or underprivileged or frightened or, more particularly, sick.

Ladies with curly hair / Have time to spare.

How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.

People are no longer sinful, they are only immature or underprivileged or frightened or, more particularly, sick.

Ah! some love Paris, / And some Purdue. / But love is an archer with a low I.Q. / A bold, bad bowman, and innocent of pity. / So I'm in love with / New York City.