Terry Pratchett's right up my alley ... give him a try!

I don't want ever to be guilty of what my critics claim: doing formula without original elements.

For our stories are not yet finished, and perhaps will never be.

In fact, I believe that we need better sex education in our own culture, here in America, so that young folk learn about things like venereal disease before they encounter it.

I do one Xanth novel a year, because at the moment that is all that publishers will accept; they don't want any other type of fiction from me, so Xanth pays my way.

One day you'll discover that the opinions of worthless people are worthless.

Barbarian --A Code of Conduct honored by all true barbarian warriors, requiring excellent coordination with weapons, closeness to nature, awkwardness with women, common sense, and completion of the mission.