Terry Pratchett's right up my alley ... give him a try!

Obviously it could be, because it was.

Dor woke again as dawn came. The sun had somehow gotten around to the east, where the land was, and dried off so that it could shine again.

When you steal from the library, you are preventing anyone else from reading that book, and the very notion makes me want to drop you in the Void.

When one person makes an accusation, check to be sure he himself is not the guilty one. Sometimes it is those whose case is weak who make the most clamour.

At the time I wrote Xone I had never been on the Internet.

Every person professes to love good and hate evil, but in his actions his real preferences emerges.