Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?

This is the amazing thing about you. Had I not known anything about your story, I would have absolutely not a clue that you had ever been a boy - a male. Which makes me absolutely believe you always should have been a woman.

That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It's a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with likes or loves you back.

There is a certain advantage to the British accent. I do notice that Americans love it; they think the we Brits are smarter than perhaps we are.

I kind of think we have too many guns in this country.

All the heat should come my way

Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get.