Raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways.
I don't think imitation is the highest form of flattery, I think it's annoying.
I'm try-sexual. I'll try anything once
Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits.
I tend to put my foot in my mouth. I'm not good at being diplomatic. I tend to piss people off.
Change the voices in your head. Make them like you instead.