Red Bull is for pussies!

If you ever know a man who tries to drown his sorrows, kindly inform him his sorrows know how to swim.

She asks if I left a girlfriend behind when we moved. I say no, and she smiles, which just about ruins me.

The wind is knocked out of me; and when I look up, I see Nine spitting blood out. He's grinning. "Are you crazy?" I ask. "You're enjoying this?" "I've been locked up for over a year. This is the best day of my life!

Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!

My iPod rumbles again. It's not actually an iPod. It doesn't play any music and the earbuds are just for show. It's a gadget that Sandor put together in his lab. It's my Mogadorian detector. I call it my iMog.

That's another one of Sandor's rules for hiding in plain sight: always appear to be weaker than I actually am. Never push it.