I will prove by my life that my critics are liars.

I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.

The Earth is like one of those balls made of twelve pieces of skin.

Cooking is a form of flattery....a mischievous, deceitful, mean and ignoble activity, which cheats us by shapes and colors, by smoothing and draping.

People too smart to get involved in politics are doomed to live in societies run by people who aren't.

Each man is capable of doing one thing well. If he attempts several, he will fail to achieve distinction in any.

When men speak ill of thee, live so that nobody will believe them.