Practice yourself what you preach.

Women have many faults, but the worst of them all is that they are too pleased with themselves and take too little pains to please the men.

If anything is spoken in jest, it is not fair to turn it to earnest.

Property is unstable, and youth perishes in a moment. Life itself is held in the grinning fangs of Death, Yet men delay to obtain release from the world. Alas, the conduct of mankind is surprising.

One eye witness is better than ten hear sayers.

There's no such thing, you know, as picking out the best woman: it's only a question of comparative badness, brother.

It is our human lot, it is heaven's will, that sorrow follow joy.